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.EXT. MOTORBOAT - NIGHT

.In the back seat, Joe is removing his wig and coat

JOE

You don't want me, Sugar - I'm a liar and
a phony - a saxophone player - one of
those no-goodnicks you've been
running away from -

SUGAR

.I know

hitting her head

!Every time

JOE

Do yourself a favor - go back where the
millionaires are - the sweet end of the
lollipop - not the cole slaw in the face
and the old socks and the squeezed-out
tube of toothpaste -

SUGAR

That's right - pour it on.

twines her arms around his neck

Talk me out of it.
She kisses him resoundingly, bending him over backwards
till they are both practically out of sight.
Up front, Osgood is blithely steering the boat, keeping his
eyes straight ahead. Jerry is looking over his shoulder at
the activities in the back seat.

OSGOOD

I called Mama - she was so happy she
cried - she wants you to have her
wedding gown - it's white lace.

JERRY

steeling himself

Osgood - I can't get married in your
mother's dress. She and I - we' not
built the same way.

OSGOOD

We can have it altered.

JERRY

firmly

Oh, no you don't! Look, Osgood - I'm
going to level with you. We can't get
married at all.

OSGOOD

?Why not

JERRY

Well, to begin with, I'm not
a natural blonde.

OSGOOD

tolerantly

It doesn't matter.

JERRY

And I smoke. I smoke all the time.

OSGOOD

I don't care.

JERRY

And I have a terrible past. For three
years now, I've been living with a
saxophone player.

OSGOOD

I forgive you.

JERRY

with growing desperation

And I can never have children.

OSGOOD

We'll adopt some.

JERRY

But you don't understand!

he rips off his wig; in a male voice

!I'm a MAN

OSGOOD

oblivious

Well - nobody's perfect.
Jerry looks at Osgood, who is grinning from ear to ear,
claps his hand to his forehead. How is he going to get
himself out of this?
But that's another story - and we're not quite sure the
public is ready for it

FADE OUT

THE END